Comic: Dude! Robots!
We are discussing the legitimate children of the King and Queen of the gods, then the children they had by themselves.
Featuring The Introduction of: Ares, Eris, Pain, Panic, Famine, Hebe, Athena, Hephaestus, Greek Robots, Iris, Thaumas, Elektra, Hermes, Maia, Apollo, Artemis
The Continuing Story of Metis’s Revenge which might otherwise be known as the birth of Athena, Hephaestus Birth and Options for Laming.
Reasons We are Explicit: Robots, Mythic Timeline, Nyxian Birth, a digression, Trepanning, Child and/or Spousal Abuse, Abandonment, and an unexpected hot warrior chick.