Let’s Read – The Lightning Thief – Chapter 6

We start off the chapter with a poop joke. This isn’t going to go easy on me is it?   As Chiron and Percy are walking away from the farm house, Something twitches a curtain on the top floor. Percy makes his perception check and asks Chiron about it. Chiron gives a wonderful rules lawyer … Read moreLet’s Read – The Lightning Thief – Chapter 6

Let’s Read – The Lightning Thief – Chapter 5 Pt 3

First thing to note is that they have an orientation film. Which brings up delightful questions of live-action or animated? And who went ahead and did the editing and the like on it? Which Greek God do ya’ll vote to be the most technologically savvy? I think Hermes, but am open to suggestions. The bomb … Read moreLet’s Read – The Lightning Thief – Chapter 5 Pt 3

Let’s Read – The Lightning Thief – Chapter 5 Pt 1

One of the things that keeps occurring to me is that I really wish this was written by someone who could string scenes together. The first three paragraphs in the proper hands could have added depth and interest to the characters he is talking about. It could have been a few pages of establishing the … Read moreLet’s Read – The Lightning Thief – Chapter 5 Pt 1

Let’s Read – The Lightning Thief – Chapter 4

We start the chapter with St. Mom tearing away in the Camaro, and Percy is being freaked out by Grover having hooves, fur and smelling like Lanolin. Which is odd that he knows the smell and odder cause goats don’t smell like sheep. They smell like goats.   Percy tries for a conversational gambit which … Read moreLet’s Read – The Lightning Thief – Chapter 4

Let’s Read – The Lightning Thief – Chapter 3

On to the next chapter in which I entirely disregaurd the plot the second actual Greek shows up because I am Me and that was a welcome diversion. We start with Percy ditching Grover for being a weirdo at the first possible second he could and I would place that as one of the first … Read moreLet’s Read – The Lightning Thief – Chapter 3

Let’s Read – The Lightening Thief – Chapter 2 pt 2

Sorry about the delay everyone.  Had tummy bug and slept for three days.  We are back to tackle the rest of this chapter after my rage quit.  I keep telling myself that It has to get better.  It can’t just be I am the wrong age for this. Unless it is…. I reserve judgement.   … Read moreLet’s Read – The Lightening Thief – Chapter 2 pt 2

Let’s Read – The Red Pyramid – Chapter 3

-By H. Tally: Me – $5, Book -$0 Didn’t I just say something about Sadie being too bossy to let Carter narrate? Wow, did I put money on that? Sigh, nope. Oh well…true to character in every way!  Good Gods, she is insufferable!  Moving on. Each of the children received a special necklace with a … Read moreLet’s Read – The Red Pyramid – Chapter 3

Let’s Read – The Lightning Thief – Chapter 2 Part 1

We pick up with Percy inconceivable not dead from a harpy attack. He complains about being Gas Lighted, even if he doesn’t have the words for it.  He almost gives in except Grover sucks at this masquerade thing in a hard way. Which brings up the question to me, How old is Grover really anyway? … Read moreLet’s Read – The Lightning Thief – Chapter 2 Part 1

Let’s Read – The Red Pyramid – Chapter 2

-By H. and that’s 5 dollars for me! Boom! Oh well, it was a bittersweet victory.  You just couldn’t do what you were told, could you little missy? Instructions were so simple: lock an unsuspecting innocent museum curator in his office and do not come back to his room. Seriously, what was the point of … Read moreLet’s Read – The Red Pyramid – Chapter 2

Let’s Read – The Red Pyramid – Chapter 1

-by H. Warning A transcribed audio recording? clever…ok I’ll bite. Chapter 1 Wow! Sadie is quite the little cunt! Sweet Mercy!  (and I have to just say – I HATE that word and I’m not one to use such blatant uncreative profanity!)   I’m wondering how Carter got to be the narrator with such a bossy … Read moreLet’s Read – The Red Pyramid – Chapter 1